I simply love to give treasures away
Anonymously for the holidays
There are a few things I may want myself
But never ask for donations or help
I either earn it or it isn't mine
When I say "earn it", I mean every dime
For the million G's, that's why I'm here
But I'mma only take it fair and square
Okay, I want to be in the mag, too
It would be my Gaia dream come true
Been loving it dearly since issue #1
And being interviewed does sound like fun
I interview peeps for my doll blog, so~
I'd like to be interviewed for once, you know?
And did I mention that I have a guild?
Going strong at first, but then kind of failed
Could do a contest for 100k
That would bring 'em members back right away!
So, what do you say?....